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New Patron  Signup Form:  

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When you sign up as our New 
S
tingy Patron, on the Signup Form below, your Name and Photo will be Immediately Removed from the public-shaming list of "Lone Masturbators from planet Mars" and your personalised "Wall of Shame" video (and URL page) will be Permanently Deleted. We value your Gift of Patronage. Cyrine and Sasha

Signup Form For New Stingy Patrons / 1:

Please fill out the form below.

1) Select Your Choice of Stingy Patron Membership:

Click "NEXT" button below to  continue.

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Email:            ErectPenisCustomerService@gmail.com 

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